Voicemails

Almost Verbatim Responses When We Return Phone Calls

• You didn’t pickup the phone right away
• Who cares if you were servicing other clients
• We snowbirds come down 4 months a year…drop everything when we call
• We found someone ‘cheaper’ — and it took you 10 minutes to respond
• We found someone ‘cheaper’ — none of us know what the problem is — but he said it would cost $40 — no matter what
• You helped us 5 years ago…why didn’t you call us back right away
• I have a tech coming tomorrow — if it doesn’t work out, we’ll call you
• I saw a sign at the traffic island to call an 800 number for a free repair
• I’ll send you a screenshot — just tell me what I need to do for the fix
• Why do i need to replace my perfectly usable 15 year old Windows 7 computer
• My inkjet printer is 7 years old and cost me $100 — why are you trying to screw me by saying it’s not worth the repair
• Yes, I want you to drive from North Port to Siesta Key during I-75 rush hour to replace my $20 keyboard –but I’m not paying travel time
• Why can’t you just replace the Verizon FIOS cable, they will never know